Hello, I'm Brittney. 19. Majoring in Software Engineering. Things I like: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, 1984, GIRLS, The Black Keys, Alabama Shakes, GIRLS, video games, GIRLS, Food, Books, Movies, and uh, girls.
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.
THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD
short list of actors who have not won an oscar:
helena bonham carter
robert downey jr
samuel l jackson
now will you please for the love of
christ shut up about leonardo dicaprio
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”
He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.
"Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!"
"No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…"
I started getting mad. “She did! She said I was good at acting!”
"…That’s a thespian. A
But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
Back in high school, I was looking up Victorian etiquette for a project, and I stumbled upon this game on a Canadian museum website. You pick a gender and then go through little scenarios where you’re quizzed on the proper Victorian way to act.
It is the greatest thing.
And usually it’s more fun to pick the incorrect answer, because sometimes NINJAS AND ALIENS pop up. I’m not even kidding.
GO PLAY IT.
YOU DIDN’T MENTION THE
VOICES, OH LORD. IT’S LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN MONTY PYTHON ANIMATION AND WONDERMARK, COMPLETELY ON CRACK OPIUM WHILE STILL UNFAILINGLY COURTEOUS.
I KEEP LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY AT MY SCREEN. THIS IS A RIDICULOUS DELIGHT.
This is amazing, oh my god.
I know some people who need to see this.
I will absolutely be playing this.
I found this in Grade 12 after a slight obsession with Oscar Wilde. Needless to say, I’ve never looked back.
I am so aware of victorian manners and what is proper, and yet I can’t help doing everything wrong